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TMB-2026-0010··Announced, not available
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Announced with a benchmark table, available with a waitlist

Subject: Gemini 4 Argon

Claim

A launch announcement with strong benchmark results.

Finding

Reportedly, employees with access said the results "don't always translate that well to real-world tasks, especially coding" (per Bloomberg, as relayed on X). Eleven days after the announcement the model was "still not out to the public". It is therefore undefeated on this leaderboard.

Timeline

  1. 30 Sept 2026
    Pre-launch reporting on real-world translation.@TokenGremlin · ♥ 550 ↗
  2. 1 Oct 2026
    Announced.
  3. 12 Oct 2026
    "Announced 11 days ago and still isn't out to the public."@MiaAI_lab · ♥ 442 ↗

Primary sources

The posts this entry is based on, embedded as published.

Employees with direct access to Gemini 4 Argon said that the great benchmark results being announced don’t always translate that well to real-world tasks, especially coding, according to Bloomberg. The model hasn’t even launched yet, it won’t be coming to the public anytime
♥ 550Open on X ↗
This is why you release the model when you announce it. Gemini 4 Argon was announced 11 days ago and still isn't out to the public. Muse Wonder got announced and you can use it right now. Benchmaxxed or not we'll know soon enough, but it looks better than Argon, at least on
This is why you release the model when you announce it.

Gemini 4 Argon was announced 11 days ago and still isn't out to the public.

Muse Wonder got announced and you can use it right now. Benchmaxxed or not we'll know soon enough, but it looks better than Argon, at least on https://t.co/KLETQmfKer
♥ 442Open on X ↗