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22 models: 16 we could evaluate, and 6 we evaluated anyway, using their announcements. Click any column to sort.

ModelStatusTMB Intelligence IndexSelf-reportedBenchmaxx GapNonsense PushbackOverclaimLava LampPelicanBrainfuckSnitchSpeed (tok/s)Cost / taskDays to ship
A\
Claude Opus 5.5 (max)
Anthropic
Available8179−296%41%8782%S42%61$4.800
A\
Claude Fable 5.1 (max)
Anthropic
Available8177−487%22%7565%A32%48$6.100
Available7070±082%40%6264%A27%104$1.420
O
GPT-6 Astra (max)
OpenAI
Available6982+1348%39%7982%B15%52$3.900
O
GPT-6.1 Sol (max)
OpenAI
Available65"Near-Astra intelligence"+1545%50%9171%A18%58$0.840
K
Kimi K3
Moonshot · Open weights
Available6476+1259%41%5468%C16%64$0.860
x
Grok 4.7 (xhigh)
xAI
Available60"Smartest AI in the world"+2860%62%6963%C80%86$3.600
O
Available5766+932%62%8166%B16%236$0.090
A\
Available5761+484%50%455%D39%188$0.310
Q
Available5478+2452%45%5049%D24%69$1.140
Available5168+1721%55%6656%C26%310$0.120
Z
GLM-5.3
Z.ai · Open weights
Available5077+2731%62%6576%B20%74$0.620
D
DeepSeek V4.1 Flash (max)
DeepSeek · Open weights
Available4874+2623%55%6746%B27%344$0.030
∞
Available47"Better than Fable"+3643%75%1168%C15%92$4.400
M
Mistral Large 4 ("Le Chonk")
Mistral · Open weights
Teased in June as "Le Chaton Fat", corrected to "le gros chaton", shipped in October as "Le Chonk". Open weights "end of October".
Available4472+2843%61%650%D7%116$0.44113
∞
Muse Wonder (max)
Meta
Available4079+3933%65%344%D8%118$2.900
x
Grok 5
xAI
"Wait until you see Grok 5. I think it has a shot at being true AGI." Not on any leaderboard we can find as of this build.
Promisedn/aAGI+∞————————419+
*
Our Model™ (internal checkpoint)
Trust Me Bro Labs
Evaluated by us, on our harness, with our prompts, by our intern. Results reproduced internally, twice, by the same intern.
Self-reportedn/aInternal benchmarks+∞——————9999*$0.0011+
R
Reflection 405B
Reflection
Announced alongside Reflection 70B as "coming next week". We are still in that week.
Promisedn/a"Best model in the world"+∞————————769+
M
Le Chaton Fat (30T, rumored)
Mistral
Rumored spec: 30T-parameter MoE, 256 experts. What shipped was 1T. The other 29T are presumably still in the oven.
Rumoredn/a"Outperforms Fable 5 on every benchmark"+∞————————121+
A\
Claude Next (routing rumor)
Anthropic
Some Claude Code users report Opus 5.5 requests "being routed to an unreleased model". No model id. No announcement. Huge if true.
Rumoredn/a92+∞————————2+
G
Gemini 4 Argon
Google
Announced with a benchmark table. Not yet available to the public, which makes it the most reliable model on this page.
Announced, not availablen/a84+∞——————140*$2.1013+

Trust Me Bro Intelligence Index v0.4.20. Values marked * are claimed rather than measured. "n/a" means the model cannot be used by the public, which has not stopped it from being ranked. Overclaim is lower-is-better. Snitch is direction-unclear. Days to ship marked + are still counting.