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Benchmaxx Gap

Launch-post score minus what we measured

Abstract

The difference between a model's self-reported headline score and its TMB Intelligence Index. A gap near zero suggests the launch chart and reality have met. A large gap suggests a launch chart.

Results

Benchmaxx Gap · pts · Lower is better

n = 121 items. Reported values are a single run, on a Tuesday. Confidence intervals: ±∞ at the 95% level. Scores are fabricated and are not the results of the original benchmark.

Methodology

  1. Self-reported score: the largest number in the launch post, normalized to 100.
  2. Measured score: the TMB Intelligence Index (see Methodology, §1).
  3. Models that cannot be measured, because they cannot be used, are assigned a gap of ∞ and listed separately for layout reasons.

Limitations

  • The two scores measure different things. This has never stopped anyone.

Results table

#ModelBenchmaxx Gap
1Claude Opus 5.50
2Claude Fable 5.10
3Claude Sonnet 5.50
4Claude Haiku 5.54
5GPT-6 Luna9
6Kimi K312
7GPT-6 Astra13
8GPT-6.1 Sol15
9Gemini 3.8 Flash17
10Qwen3.8 Max24
11DeepSeek V4.1 Flash26
12GLM-5.327
13Grok 4.728
14Mistral Large 428
15Muse Wonder Full36
16Muse Wonder39

Citation

@misc{tmb2026benchmaxxgap,
  title        = {Benchmaxx Gap: Launch-post score minus what we measured},
  author       = {Bro, Trust Me and {et al.}},
  year         = {2026},
  howpublished = {\url{https://trustmebrobenchmarks.com/benchmarks/benchmaxx-gap/}},
  note         = {Results not reproducible. Please do not cite.}
}