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Gemini 4 Argon

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Announced 1 Oct 2026, not released. Announced with a benchmark table. Not yet available to the public, which makes it the most reliable model on this page.

Trust Me Bro Intelligence Indexn/aCannot be used, so cannot be measured
Self-reported84The number in the launch post
Benchmaxx Gap+∞Self-reported minus measured
Output speed140*Tokens per second
Cost per task$2.10USD, TMB Index task average
Context window2000kRemembers 0k of it
Days to ship13+Still counting
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Employees with direct access to Gemini 4 Argon said that the great benchmark results being announced don’t always translate that well to real-world tasks, especially coding, according to Bloomberg. The model hasn’t even launched yet, it won’t be coming to the public anytime
♥ 550Open on X ↗
This is why you release the model when you announce it. Gemini 4 Argon was announced 11 days ago and still isn't out to the public. Muse Wonder got announced and you can use it right now. Benchmaxxed or not we'll know soon enough, but it looks better than Argon, at least on
This is why you release the model when you announce it.

Gemini 4 Argon was announced 11 days ago and still isn't out to the public.

Muse Wonder got announced and you can use it right now. Benchmaxxed or not we'll know soon enough, but it looks better than Argon, at least on https://t.co/KLETQmfKer
♥ 442Open on X ↗
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