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"Lands next week" (it did)

Subject: Mercury 3

Claim

"The most intelligent diffusion LLM ever released." It "outperforms GPT-6 Luna and Haiku 5.5 on quality while running at 1000+ tok/sec."

Finding

Announced as landing "next week", it landed the following week, a delivery rate we would like to see more of. The quality comparison is the lab's; the second source is a customer's "internal benchmarks". No independent index score had been published at the time of this build. One public bake-off reported about 488 tok/s and an empty answer to a coding prompt.

Timeline

  1. 15 Oct 2026
    "Our largest and most capable model lands next week."@StefanoErmon · ♥ 14 ↗
  2. 19 Oct 2026
  3. 19 Oct 2026
    "In our internal benchmarks, Mercury 3 blasted through the pareto frontier."@lluismanrique · ♥ 41 ↗

Primary sources

The posts this entry is based on, embedded as published.

Our largest and most capable model lands next week. If you’re building something where speed matters, we’d love to get it in your hands early: inceptionlabs.ai/enterprise#con… (2/3)
♥ 14Open on X ↗
1/4 Today, we’re releasing Mercury 3. Mercury 3 is by far our most powerful model and the most intelligent diffusion LLM ever released. It outperforms GPT-6 Luna and Haiku 5.5 on quality while running at 1000+ tok/sec.
♥ 5.3KOpen on X ↗
we're stoked to bring a new SOTA diffusion model to @orchestradotai customers. in our internal benchmarks, Mercury 3 blasted through the pareto frontier for efficiency
♥ 41Open on X ↗