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Mercury 3

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Announced 15 Oct 2026, released 19 Oct 2026. A diffusion model, advertised at "1000+ tok/sec". One public bake-off measured about 488 and an empty answer. It "lands next week", and then it did.

Trust Me Bro Intelligence Index46#18 of 22 released models
Self-reported"Outperforms GPT-6 Luna and Haiku 5.5"The number in the launch post
Benchmaxx Gap+24Self-reported minus measured
Output speed488Tokens per second
Cost per task$0.15USD, TMB Index task average
Context window128kRemembers 24k of it
Days to ship4Announcement to availability
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Our largest and most capable model lands next week. If you’re building something where speed matters, we’d love to get it in your hands early: inceptionlabs.ai/enterprise#con… (2/3)
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1/4 Today, we’re releasing Mercury 3. Mercury 3 is by far our most powerful model and the most intelligent diffusion LLM ever released. It outperforms GPT-6 Luna and Haiku 5.5 on quality while running at 1000+ tok/sec.
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we're stoked to bring a new SOTA diffusion model to @orchestradotai customers. in our internal benchmarks, Mercury 3 blasted through the pareto frontier for efficiency
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