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Kimi K3.1 and the fifth of November

Subject: Kimi K3.1

Claim

From fan accounts: it "will release before Tuesday next week", "will be a state of the art Open Source model", and "from what ive heard (rumors/leaks) it will be the best open weight models there is".

Finding

The official artifact was a 24-second teaser with no model card, price or benchmark table. Release estimates ranged from "probably today" to "the fifth of November". It was probably today: Kimi K3.1 Pro shipped fifteen hours after the teaser, announced as "open-weight", with weights not yet public at the time of this build. Benchmarks arrived 48 minutes into "the next thirty minutes", which by industry standards is early.

Timeline

  1. 22 Oct 2026
    "Will release before Tuesday next week."@ChrisGPT · ♥ 621 ↗
  2. 23 Oct 2026
    Teaser published. Rumor: "the best open weight models there is."@kimmonismus · ♥ 1.1K ↗
  3. 23 Oct 2026
    "Are they really going to hype up Kimi-K3.1 for 2 more weeks? just drop it today." They did, two hours later.@scaling01 · ♥ 25 ↗
  4. 23 Oct 2026
    "Expect benchmarks and release announcement in the next thirty minutes."@AndrewCurran_ · ♥ 653 ↗
  5. 23 Oct 2026
    "Where's the benchmarks?"@elshayib_ · ♥ 74 ↗
  6. 23 Oct 2026
    Released, with benchmarks: "our most capable 3T-class open-weight model."@Kimi_Moonshot · ♥ 30K ↗

Primary sources

The posts this entry is based on, embedded as published.

🚨Kimi k3.1 (Kibitz on Arena) will release before Tuesday next week. It will be a state of the art Open Source model at low cost. “build what you think you look like in Minecraft” GPT6 ASTRA 5,738 BLOCKS • $5.31 KIMI K3.1 13,707 BLOCKS • $0.38
♥ 634Open on X ↗
Kimi K3.1 incoming. Release probably today. From what ive heard (rumors/leaks) it will be the best open weight models there is. So brace yourself for a very big release.
Kimi K3.1 incoming. Release probably today. From what ive heard (rumors/leaks) it will be the best open weight models there is. So brace yourself for a very big release. https://t.co/n8oCA1o58Q
♥ 1.3KOpen on X ↗
"the fifth of November" are they really going to hype up Kimi-K3.1 for 2 more weeks? just drop it today
♥ 134Open on X ↗
Kimi K3.1 Pro is now live for many people, expect benchmarks and release announcement in the next thirty minutes.
♥ 653Open on X ↗
Kimi K3.1 is out and i haven't seen any benchmarks yet where's the benchmarks?
♥ 74Open on X ↗
Introducing Kimi K3.1 Pro: our most capable 3T-class open-weight model. 🔹 1M-token context, 2.8T total / 104B active params (MoE), Multimodal. 🔹 Full-project coding: games in Unreal, Unity & Godot. 🔹 Excels at parametric 3D modeling in Blender & CAD. 🔹 More reliable at
Introducing Kimi K3.1 Pro: our most capable 3T-class open-weight model.

🔹 1M-token context, 2.8T total / 104B active params (MoE), Multimodal.
🔹 Full-project coding: games in Unreal, Unity & Godot.
🔹 Excels at parametric 3D modeling in Blender & CAD.
🔹 More reliable at https://t.co/klydcszv02
♥ 30KOpen on X ↗