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Our Model™ (internal checkpoint)
Self-reportedTrust Me Bro LabsReasoning
Announced 13 Oct 2026, not released. Evaluated by us, on our harness, with our prompts, by our intern. Results reproduced internally, twice, by the same intern.
Trust Me Bro Intelligence Indexn/aCannot be used, so cannot be measured
Self-reportedInternal benchmarksThe number in the launch post
Benchmaxx Gap+∞Self-reported minus measured
Output speed9999*Tokens per second
Cost per task$0.001USD, TMB Index task average
Context window100000kRemembers 0k of it
Days to ship1+Still counting
Evaluations
How Our Model™ scores on every benchmark
This model cannot be used, so values below are derived from public claims rather than measurement. Bars show where the score sits between the worst and best model on each benchmark. Rank 1 is best, whatever "best" means for that benchmark.
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