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Grok 5

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Announced 21 Aug 2025, not released. "Wait until you see Grok 5. I think it has a shot at being true AGI." Not on any leaderboard we can find as of this build.

Trust Me Bro Intelligence Indexn/aCannot be used, so cannot be measured
Self-reportedAGIThe number in the launch post
Benchmaxx Gap+∞Self-reported minus measured
Output speed—Tokens per second
Cost per task—USD, TMB Index task average
Context window0kRemembers 0k of it
Days to ship419+Still counting
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Wait until you see Grok 5. I think it has a shot at being true AGI. Haven’t felt that about anything before.
♥ 31.5KOpen on X ↗
I now think @xAI has a chance of reaching AGI with @Grok 5. Never thought that before.
♥ 50.4KOpen on X ↗
ELON MUSK ON GROK 4 HEAVY, GROK 5, AGI & GROKIPEDIA: • Grok 4-Heavy: "is still the smartest AI" • Grok 5: Will be the "smartest AI in the world by a significant margin on every metric" • AGI: Grok 5 represents the first time xAI has a "non-zero chance" of achieving AGI (Musk
♥ 4.2KOpen on X ↗
Elon 1 day ago: slow down AI. Elon today: 4.8 → 4.9 → Grok 5 AGI Bro is slowing down at 1000 mph.
♥ 6.4KOpen on X ↗
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