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GLM-5.3

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Announced 18 Aug 2026, released 18 Aug 2026.

Trust Me Bro Intelligence Index50#12 of 16 released models
Self-reported77The number in the launch post
Benchmaxx Gap+27Self-reported minus measured
Output speed74Tokens per second
Cost per task$0.62USD, TMB Index task average
Context window256kRemembers 64k of it
Days to ship0Announcement to availability
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