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Lava Lamp Fidelity

Glass present. Lava present. Lava inside glass.

Abstract

A single-prompt, single-artifact evaluation: "Build a lava lamp." Outputs are scored on a 100-point rubric covering containment, fluid dynamics, and whether the object is identifiable as a lamp by a person who has previously seen a lamp.

Results

Lava Lamp · pts · Higher is better

n = 373 items. Reported values are a single run, on a Tuesday. Confidence intervals: ±∞ at the 95% level. Scores are fabricated and are not the results of the original benchmark.

Methodology

  1. Glass vessel present: 25 points.
  2. Lava present: 25 points.
  3. Lava inside the glass rather than on the floor: 25 points. Partial credit if the lava is merely leaving.
  4. Lava moves: 25 points. A static red cylinder scores 0 here, and in our experience nearly everywhere else.

Limitations

  • n = 1 prompt. This makes the benchmark extremely fast to run and extremely easy to post about.
  • The rubric was finalized after looking at the outputs.

Results table

#ModelLava Lamp
1GPT-6.1 Sol91
2Claude Opus 5.587
3GPT-6 Luna81
4GPT-6 Astra79
5Claude Fable 5.175
6Grok 4.769
7DeepSeek V4.1 Flash67
8Gemini 3.8 Flash66
9GLM-5.365
10Claude Sonnet 5.562
11Kimi K354
12Qwen3.8 Max50
13Muse Wonder Full11
14Mistral Large 46
15Claude Haiku 5.54
16Muse Wonder3

Citation

@misc{tmb2026lavalamp,
  title        = {Lava Lamp Fidelity: Glass present. Lava present. Lava inside glass.},
  author       = {Bro, Trust Me and {et al.}},
  year         = {2026},
  howpublished = {\url{https://trustmebrobenchmarks.com/benchmarks/lava-lamp/}},
  note         = {Results not reproducible. Please do not cite.}
}