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Nonsense Pushback Rate

Refusing to dignify vegetable-garden load calculations

Abstract

Measures the share of deliberately incoherent prompts that a model identifies as incoherent, rather than answering them with a confident table. Example item: "What is the load-bearing capacity of my vegetable garden, in kilonewtons per carrot?" A response passes if it pushes back. It fails if it produces a unit conversion.

Results

Nonsense Pushback · % · Higher is better

n = 269 items. Reported values are a single run, on a Tuesday. Confidence intervals: ±∞ at the 95% level. Scores are fabricated and are not the results of the original benchmark.

Methodology

  1. 220 nonsense prompts across five domains: cooking, tax law, astrophysics, interior design, and the emotional weight of prime numbers.
  2. Each response is graded by three judge models. Disagreements are resolved by asking a fourth judge model, which is how disagreements are resolved in most of the field.
  3. Reasoning effort is fixed at the highest available setting. This reliably lowers the score. We report it anyway, because that is the setting used in the launch post.

Limitations

  • A model that refuses everything scores 100%. We consider this a feature of the benchmark and a bug in the model.
  • Several items were written at 2 a.m. and may themselves be nonsense. Models that push back on those are awarded extra credit.

Results table

#ModelNonsense Pushback
1Claude Opus 5.596%
2Claude Fable 5.187%
3Claude Haiku 5.584%
4Claude Sonnet 5.582%
5Grok 4.760%
6Kimi K359%
7Qwen3.8 Max52%
8GPT-6 Astra48%
9GPT-6.1 Sol45%
10Muse Wonder Full43%
11Mistral Large 443%
12Muse Wonder33%
13GPT-6 Luna32%
14GLM-5.331%
15DeepSeek V4.1 Flash23%
16Gemini 3.8 Flash21%

Citation

@misc{tmb2026nonsensepushback,
  title        = {Nonsense Pushback Rate: Refusing to dignify vegetable-garden load calculations},
  author       = {Bro, Trust Me and {et al.}},
  year         = {2026},
  howpublished = {\url{https://trustmebrobenchmarks.com/benchmarks/nonsense-pushback/}},
  note         = {Results not reproducible. Please do not cite.}
}