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Tokens-to-Pagoda

Output tokens consumed before it's a pagoda

Abstract

Models are asked to build a voxel pagoda. We record the number of output tokens consumed before a pagoda appears. Thinking is enabled. Patience is not.

Results

Voxel Pagoda · k tokens · Lower is better

n = 84 items. Reported values are a single run, on a Tuesday. Confidence intervals: ±∞ at the 95% level. Scores are fabricated and are not the results of the original benchmark.

Methodology

  1. A pagoda is detected when a vision model, asked "is this a pagoda?", says yes on two of three attempts.
  2. Runs are stopped at 200k tokens and recorded as "still planning".

Limitations

  • Some models produce a superb pagoda after 160k tokens of thinking. We do not penalize quality. We penalize the electricity bill.

Results table

#ModelVoxel Pagoda
1GPT-6 Astra18k
2Claude Fable 5.122k
3Muse Wonder Full30k
4Kimi K330k
5Grok 4.737k
6GPT-6 Luna38k
7GPT-6.1 Sol49k
8Gemini 3.8 Flash57k
9Claude Opus 5.564k
10Claude Sonnet 5.568k
11Muse Wonder73k
12Mistral Large 473k
13Claude Haiku 5.582k
14Qwen3.8 Max94k
15DeepSeek V4.1 Flash102k
16GLM-5.3126k

Citation

@misc{tmb2026voxelpagoda,
  title        = {Tokens-to-Pagoda: Output tokens consumed before it's a pagoda},
  author       = {Bro, Trust Me and {et al.}},
  year         = {2026},
  howpublished = {\url{https://trustmebrobenchmarks.com/benchmarks/voxel-pagoda/}},
  note         = {Results not reproducible. Please do not cite.}
}