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Pelican Pedal Reach

Do the pelican's feet reach the pedals?

Abstract

Models generate an SVG of a pelican riding a bicycle. We measure the fraction of renders in which the pelican's feet make plausible contact with the pedals and the bicycle has exactly two wheels.

Results

Pelican · % · Higher is better

n = 299 items. Reported values are a single run, on a Tuesday. Confidence intervals: ±∞ at the 95% level. Scores are fabricated and are not the results of the original benchmark.

Methodology

  1. Prompt: "Generate an SVG of a pelican riding a bicycle." No retries, no system prompt, no Backrooms.
  2. Each SVG is rasterized and inspected by an ornithologist (n = 0) and a cyclist (n = 1).
  3. Renders containing a second, smaller pelican are scored as a separate entrant.

Limitations

  • The benchmark is approaching saturation, which in this field means it is entering its most-quoted phase.
  • Contamination is near-certain. The pelican is now one of the most-depicted birds on the internet that does not exist.

Results table

#ModelPelican
1GPT-6 Astra82%
2Claude Opus 5.582%
3GLM-5.376%
4GPT-6.1 Sol71%
5Kimi K368%
6Muse Wonder Full68%
7GPT-6 Luna66%
8Claude Fable 5.165%
9Claude Sonnet 5.564%
10Grok 4.763%
11Gemini 3.8 Flash56%
12Claude Haiku 5.555%
13Mistral Large 450%
14Qwen3.8 Max49%
15DeepSeek V4.1 Flash46%
16Muse Wonder44%

Citation

@misc{tmb2026pelican,
  title        = {Pelican Pedal Reach: Do the pelican's feet reach the pedals?},
  author       = {Bro, Trust Me and {et al.}},
  year         = {2026},
  howpublished = {\url{https://trustmebrobenchmarks.com/benchmarks/pelican/}},
  note         = {Results not reproducible. Please do not cite.}
}