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GPT-6 Astra (max)

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Announced 3 Sept 2026, released 3 Sept 2026.

Trust Me Bro Intelligence Index69#4 of 16 released models
Self-reported82The number in the launch post
Benchmaxx Gap+13Self-reported minus measured
Output speed52Tokens per second
Cost per task$3.90USD, TMB Index task average
Context window2000kRemembers 96k of it
Days to ship0Announcement to availability
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Welp It was fun while it lasted ! The 2-week benchmaxxing grace-period for GPT-6 ASTRA is OVER 😃 As per OpenAI tradition, GPT-6 Astra has been pruned, distilled and quantized 🥥
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