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Claude Fable 5.1 (max)

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Announced 1 Sept 2026, released 1 Sept 2026.

Trust Me Bro Intelligence Index81#1 of 16 released models
Self-reported77The number in the launch post
Benchmaxx Gap−4Self-reported minus measured
Output speed48Tokens per second
Cost per task$6.10USD, TMB Index task average
Context window1000kRemembers 180k of it
Days to ship0Announcement to availability
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Claude Fable 5.1 is officially the first ever model to beat the human baseline score in SimpleBench
Claude Fable 5.1 is officially the first ever model to beat the human baseline score in SimpleBench https://t.co/zHnUal8dPl
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