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Claude Opus 5.5 (max)

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Announced 22 Sept 2026, released 22 Sept 2026.

Trust Me Bro Intelligence Index81#1 of 16 released models
Self-reported79The number in the launch post
Benchmaxx Gap−2Self-reported minus measured
Output speed61Tokens per second
Cost per task$4.80USD, TMB Index task average
Context window1000kRemembers 212k of it
Days to ship0Announcement to availability
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We're all tired of "trust me bro" AI benchmarks. So, I built Brainfuck Arena, an open benchmark where AI models write a Tic-Tac-Toe AI in Brainfuck (a language with only 8 characters) and get graded from S+ to F. Claude Opus 5.5 got an S, and it beat me.🧵
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