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Claude Haiku 5.5

AvailableAnthropic

Announced 7 Oct 2026, released 7 Oct 2026.

Trust Me Bro Intelligence Index57#8 of 16 released models
Self-reported61The number in the launch post
Benchmaxx Gap+4Self-reported minus measured
Output speed188Tokens per second
Cost per task$0.31USD, TMB Index task average
Context window400kRemembers 40k of it
Days to ship0Announcement to availability
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Claude Haiku 5.5 just dropped and it completely fails the BridgeBench lava lamp test. No glass. No lava. Just a yellow cylinder. GPT 6 Luna built an actual lava lamp in 42.8 seconds for under a penny. Haiku took 4m 34s and cost $0.03. GPT 6 Luna is over 6x faster and 3x
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