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Mistral Large 4 ("Le Chonk")

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Announced 15 Jun 2026, released 6 Oct 2026. Teased in June as "Le Chaton Fat", corrected to "le gros chaton", shipped in October as "Le Chonk". Open weights "end of October".

Trust Me Bro Intelligence Index44#15 of 16 released models
Self-reported72The number in the launch post
Benchmaxx Gap+28Self-reported minus measured
Output speed116Tokens per second
Cost per task$0.44USD, TMB Index task average
Context window1000kRemembers 88k of it
Days to ship113Announcement to availability
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これはエグいぞ🔥 「Claude Fable 5」を 大幅に超える性能を超える 「AIモデル」がリリース予定 @MistralAI が「Le Chaton Fat」の 正式に確認された‼️ - 30T MoE with 256 experts - 1M context window - multimodal and multilingual - outperforms Fable 5 on every benchmark
これはエグいぞ🔥
「Claude Fable 5」を
大幅に超える性能を超える
「AIモデル」がリリース予定

@MistralAI が「Le Chaton Fat」の
正式に確認された‼️

- 30T MoE with 256 experts
- 1M context window
- multimodal and multilingual
- outperforms Fable 5 on every benchmark https://t.co/fxOvyrOQAd
♥ 171Open on X ↗
It's actually le gros chaton
♥ 9.3KOpen on X ↗
The French Goverment needs to STOP Le Chaton Fat before it's too late. This is the FAT takeoff we've been warned against for years!
♥ 2.4KOpen on X ↗
Mistral Le Chaton Fat has been confirmed to launch this summer! It will also be open-weight, and be set to "surprise in a few capabilities" Europe might be back. 🇪🇺
Mistral Le Chaton Fat has been confirmed to launch this summer!

It will also be open-weight, and be set to "surprise in a few capabilities"

Europe might be back. 🇪🇺 https://t.co/4OEed7VRo5
♥ 577Open on X ↗
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