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Qwen3.8 Max

AvailableAlibabaReasoning

Announced 6 Aug 2026, released 6 Aug 2026.

Trust Me Bro Intelligence Index54#10 of 16 released models
Self-reported78The number in the launch post
Benchmaxx Gap+24Self-reported minus measured
Output speed69Tokens per second
Cost per task$1.14USD, TMB Index task average
Context window1000kRemembers 72k of it
Days to ship0Announcement to availability
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